[stolen from here onwards]
MoR: “I think I’ve commented here twice. Well, ok. Good night Richardus.”
Richard: “Twice? That’s because you’re so much faster than me, relatively speaking.”
MoR: “I am slower, Richardus.”
MoR (*using too many smartphones in outdoor cafes, people screaming toasting): ” I am confused. Got moderated, probably. 1:20 am Rome’s time. Time to get back home. G’night.”
Richard: ” Keep a watch for predatory animals and itinerant males.”
Manius Papirius Lentulus Maxumus (soldier of Rome):
“I always do.”
M. P.L.M: “An inspiring man, Richardus, stemming from the Ancient Britons, id est the Romano-British prior to the adventus Saxonum [the good ol' days, *sighing*]. Hope R. won’t get upset about my reposting his article on The Magic Mountain. “
Richardus: ” I hereby give retrospective consent, relatively speaking. Not so sure about the inspiring, unless you refer to my snoring.
I was just guessing about my Ancient Briton heritage. It must be there somewhere.”
MoR (*tapping on his phone, sun having risen tho his studio getting none*):
“Wull, snuuring can be inspuuring”
Said the Saxon with distraction
Rising his axe that is never lax
Tho THIS Brittonic is faster: he *thwacks*
Now the time, sodalis, has arrived,
An ancient heritage we ought to dive,
For u to reveal in full detail
Tonite, u sprite, [yes!] over ale.
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